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Funny Slogans For Personalised Hoodies for Stag and Hen Nights

Stag and hen parties celebrate the last night of freedom for a bride and groom. The groom’s friends host the stag party, so called for the male deer. The bride’s friends host the hen party, so called for the noisy gathering of hens in a farmyard. The party planners could purchase a hoodie with an amusing slogan to commemorate the groom’s final night of freedom or the bride’s accomplishments.

Stag Party Slogans

“Single. For a Limited Time Only!”This slogan can appear with a graphic showing a ball and chain, reminiscent of a prison chain gang, hanging from the “S”. The slogan clearly indicates that the bachelor will soon be out of the dating scene, while the graphic jokingly refers to his intended as “the old ball and chain”. The man who wears this hoodie will receive attention from every woman in the room.

“Buy Me A Beer, The End Is Near”

This slogan can appear with a graphic depicting two wedding rings as a pair of handcuffs to illustrate that the wearer of the hoodie is getting married soon. The words are a light-hearted invitation for everyone to join in the fun of a bachelor celebrating his upcoming nuptials.

For a more risqué option, the bachelor’s friends could choose a hoodie bearing only two words and two graphics. The first graphic illustrates two silhouetted figures – a man standing, and a woman dancing on a pole. The word “Today” appears under this graphic. The second graphic also features two silhouetted figures – a man in a tuxedo and a woman in a wedding gown. The word “Tomorrow appears under this graphic. This hoodie is designed to provide a humorous reminder of what the bachelor will leave behind when he marries his bride.

Hen Party Slogans

A hoodie sporting a “To Do” list is an interactive gift for the bride-to-be on her last night of freedom. The list appears under the heading “Bachelorette’s Last Night Out”. Each item on the list begins with a check box. The bride’s friends can include an indelible marker with this gift to ensure that the bride accomplishes all of her tasks. Items on the “To Do” list can include benign activities, such as “Buy Me My Favorite Drink”, “Fast Dance With A Group of Guys”, or “Buy Me a Sex on the Beach”. For a more daring option, include items such as “Talk Really Dirty To Me”, “Give Me A Kiss” (with multiple check boxes), or “Slow Dance With A Babe”. The accommodating man who accomplishes each task can place an “X” in the appropriate check box using the indelible marker. Not only will this hoodie provide an amusing list of activities for the night, but it will also serve as a permanent reminder to the bride of her last night of freedom.

“I Got One”

This hoodie could feature a graphic of a triumphant bride in silhouette. One of her arms is raised in victory, while the other is firmly grasping her vanquished groom silhouette by the nape of the neck.

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