Cougar Night

Interesting Topics Among The Professors

Two of the youngest female professors were leaving campus for the weekend. They chatted on about the kids and the summer trips they wanted to take. They passed a boy both had taught and remarked on his noticeable muscle growth since last summer.

The kids still go through changes in the first two years. Campus was pretty with blooms of tulips and budding trees. They thought the students were pretty good kids as a whole. The girls drink too much but then, so do the boys.

Both female professors had seen their share of female students trying to hit on the male professors. Some did it sincerely hoping for a romance. Others did it in the hope of getting a better grade.

They joked about being cougars now and would any students hit on them. They agreed they would have a hard time handling a situation like that. Hopefully it won’t happen.

Another student rode past them on his schwinn mountain bike. They nodded as he smiled. Spring is really here they said to each other. There goes a girl on roller skates. Time for picnics and beer parties outside and daydreaming in class.

For them it meant reading and grading chores. They talked of how hard the exams should be this year. They griped about those students who tried to pass of a plagiarized term paper.

How can they think teachers don’t know when a paper isn’t written by them. They hire a freelancer to write it for them. Spending $300 for having it written is not uncommon. The little fools are missing out on a good education when they cheat.

There were usually a few arrests on campus in spring. Drinking goes on in the dorm rooms too. Some of them could care less about education. They mused about the loss for the students.

They chatted and laughed about some of the weird clothes the kids wore these days. Some of the Emo kids have green and purple stripes in pitch black dyed hair. Some of the boys wear more eye make-up than we do they mused.

I really am afraid of some of the Goths. Some are wannabees, but others seem to really think they are vampires. Their devotion to sadness is frightening.

They discussed the danger of sadness leading to suicide as they approached the parking lot. Saying goodbye, one told the other about the best golf instruction book she expected to read before Sunday. She hoped the ground was dry enough for a few rounds. They said goodbye, got in their cars and drove home for the weekend.

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